sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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