Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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