I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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