Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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