Betty ford says i'm here all night
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So much Jack, so little girl.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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