Sry I called you an 8
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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