No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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