I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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