Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You dont lie about slip and slides
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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