You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We have so much sex to catch up on
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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