I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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