Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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