it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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