She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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