White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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