obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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