How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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