People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
