i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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