We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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