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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space