I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol