Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.