Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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