I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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