im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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