I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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