I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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