i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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