Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.