I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
