When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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