Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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