Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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