Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
