shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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