Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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