My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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