how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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