i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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