You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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