I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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