Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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