Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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