just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
vagina is talking i cant
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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