My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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