Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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