I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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