The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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