It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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