I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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