AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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