at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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