you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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