Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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