Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
What drink are we having for lunch?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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