I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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