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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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